Woody’s Chalkboards

Hug your local chalkboard

Fancy Pants
Half Off!

I’m not saying you’re paranoid, but everyone knows you are.

Gravy is an underrated condiment

My bracket is in worse shape than my abs.

This board is also an accurate topographical map of North Dakota

I pay no attention to the horn

I'm a ninja.
(you can't see me)

Warning:
I do stupid things

(picture of a tournament bracket with "you" and "me" on it, and "me" winning)

Teiam player

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

I’m the next big thing!

F n h
th s
nt ce

(picture of a tournament bracket with the panelists on the show)

Shut your mouth when you talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks Tony has serious problems

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

When you're BOARD with your budget, you run out of chalk.

FOUND SOME!

I’m almost out of cha

Without chalk

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