Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now, and yes, 400 is a Harshad Number.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Someone said I sound like an owl.
(wait for it)
Who?
salt + pepper to taste
1-2 jiggers tequila "top shelf"
1 tbs mexican hot sauce
secret ingredient:
1 tbs mayo (don't tell)
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3 ripe avacodos [sic]
1 tbs lemon juice
1/2 small sweet onion
1 ripe roma tomato
2 serrano peppers
chopped cilantro
(more to come - I hope)
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Coming up:
by popular demand, Woody's world famous superbowl guac. (get a pen)
Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
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