I like my steak tartare well done
I don’t just bring meat, I bring Kobe beef.
The early bird gets the worm. The early dog gets the bird.
A man is known by the company he avoids.
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Won an Oscar last night for Best Facetime
It’s my time to shine!
Warning:
Mouth operates faster than brain.
Somedays you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
Medicine is the best medicine
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Now that I know all the answers, nobody ask me any questions.
A circle is divided into 400 grads.
Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now.
400 is the square of 20.
Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now.
400 is a Harshad Number
Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now, and yes, 400 is a Harshad Number.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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