I’d rather be alone than with these people.
Forgive Bomani, I was young and stupid once too.
Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.
Either you agree with me, or you’re wrong.
Cool story bro; tell it again.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and mutes!
All sports are fantasy sports with this body.
Zombies eat brains!
(Tony, you're safe)
Bob Ryan and I are reprising our roles on The Muppets.
(Statler + Waldorf)
Give me Face Time, or give me cheeseburgers.
Karaoke is a window to the soul.
Soul, or funk, or rock.
I’m just the boy that tweeted “wolf”
If you don’t believe me, I made it up.
Beggers can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!
This is my brain.
Well, this is my brain on chalk.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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