Woody’s Chalkboards

You’re pointless.

Note: A triangle talking to a circle [pic]

All sports are fantasy sports with this body.

Zombies eat brains!
(Tony, you're safe)

Bob Ryan and I are reprising our roles on The Muppets.
(Statler + Waldorf)

Give me Face Time, or give me cheeseburgers.

Karaoke is a window to the soul.
Soul, or funk, or rock.

I’m just the boy that tweeted “wolf”

If you don’t believe me, I made it up.

Beggers can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!

This is my brain.
Well, this is my brain on chalk.

Every man has his price. Mine is $3.99

Bigger they are, the harder you fall.

So…how many days did it take to build Rome?

Clean as a whistle?
What about spit?

I like Vanna better

Note: Tony opened the show by touching the monitors, like Vanna does on "Wheel of Fortune".

Note: The blackboard was invisible. [pic]

Stay Tuned
I will be invisible next segment!

Stop here on mute

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Keep left

Note: Arrow pointing to the right.

Not propaganda,
just a prop,
take a gander.

About Woody’s Chalkboard