Woody’s Chalkboards

No more gift cards. Just send cash!

I just finished returning all my Christmas gifts.

Has scored more than any other ATH panelist

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody. Referencing his ATH scoring record from yesterday (also, double entendre?).

New all-time scoring leader.
71 points

I'm still going to do it!
BELIEVE!!!

Note: Started the segment at 64, one shy of the record. Ended with 71, the new record.

Stay tuned for my scoring record!

Note: He had 55 points at the time.

Tremendous
Electric
Blessed
Oomph
Winner

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I can walk the walk and chalk the chalk.

I never liked a man I didn’t meet.

Vegas says I have a 1% chance to win today.

I’m not famous, I’m just in the spotlight more than him

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I deserve to be in the spotlight this year.

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Duct tape fixes everything!

Note: Duct tape was holding the chalkboard up. It fell, "accidentally", in the middle of the segment. [pic]

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Well, it’s cold outside. A man’s gotta do something to keep warm.

Christmas isn’t just a day; it’s a frame of mind.

He's crazy.
He thinks he is Santa Claus.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

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