Woody’s Chalkboards

Every man has his price. Mine is $3.99

Bigger they are, the harder you fall.

So…how many days did it take to build Rome?

Clean as a whistle?
What about spit?

I like Vanna better

Note: Tony opened the show by touching the monitors, like Vanna does on "Wheel of Fortune".

Note: The blackboard was invisible. [pic]

Stay Tuned
I will be invisible next segment!

Stop here on mute

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Keep left

Note: Arrow pointing to the right.

Not propaganda,
just a prop,
take a gander.

No more gift cards. Just send cash!

I just finished returning all my Christmas gifts.

Has scored more than any other ATH panelist

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody. Referencing his ATH scoring record from yesterday (also, double entendre?).

New all-time scoring leader.
71 points

I'm still going to do it!
BELIEVE!!!

Note: Started the segment at 64, one shy of the record. Ended with 71, the new record.

Stay tuned for my scoring record!

Note: He had 55 points at the time.

Tremendous
Electric
Blessed
Oomph
Winner

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I can walk the walk and chalk the chalk.

I never liked a man I didn’t meet.

Vegas says I have a 1% chance to win today.

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