Medicine is the best medicine
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Never forget
Tuesday, February 21, 2012

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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Now that I know all the answers, nobody ask me any questions.
Friday, February 10, 2012
A circle is divided into 400 grads.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now.

400 is the square of 20.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now.

400 is a Harshad Number
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Note: Woody has been trying to win his 400th show for a while now, and yes, 400 is a Harshad Number.

What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous”
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Why are they called “stands” when they’re made for sitting?
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
I went from liking Air Supply to needing air supply.
Monday, February 6, 2012

Someone said I sound like an owl.
(wait for it)
Who?

Monday, February 6, 2012
I’m available for 4 difficult payments of: $19.99
Monday, February 6, 2012

salt + pepper to taste
1-2 jiggers tequila "top shelf"
1 tbs mexican hot sauce
secret ingredient:
1 tbs mayo (don't tell)

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Friday, February 3, 2012

3 ripe avacodos [sic]
1 tbs lemon juice
1/2 small sweet onion
1 ripe roma tomato
2 serrano peppers
chopped cilantro
(more to come - I hope)

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Friday, February 3, 2012

Coming up:
by popular demand, Woody's world famous superbowl guac. (get a pen)

Friday, February 3, 2012
I’d rather be alone than with these people.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Forgive Bomani, I was young and stupid once too.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Note: Bomani = Bomani Jones, another panelist on the show.

Either you agree with me, or you’re wrong.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Pong is still the best game.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012

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