Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m not famous, I’m just in the spotlight more than him

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I deserve to be in the spotlight this year.

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Duct tape fixes everything!

Note: Duct tape was holding the chalkboard up. It fell, "accidentally", in the middle of the segment. [pic]

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Well, it’s cold outside. A man’s gotta do something to keep warm.

Christmas isn’t just a day; it’s a frame of mind.

He's crazy.
He thinks he is Santa Claus.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer, now Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donder, on Reali

Note: I learned that Donner is variously spelled as Donder (Wikipedia)

You better watch out, you better not cry, Tim Tebow is coming to town.

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long standing.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, and so did daddy.

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip

Santa Claus has the right idea, visit people once a year.

Ship your gifts today, so they can be lost by Christmas.

So hip it hurts

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Support the right to arm bears.

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