Woody’s Chalkboards

You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer, now Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donder, on Reali

Note: I learned that Donner is variously spelled as Donder (Wikipedia)

You better watch out, you better not cry, Tim Tebow is coming to town.

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long standing.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, and so did daddy.

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip

Santa Claus has the right idea, visit people once a year.

Ship your gifts today, so they can be lost by Christmas.

So hip it hurts

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Support the right to arm bears.

Here today, gone to borrow.

Dear Charles Barkley,
Tebow, Tebow,
Tebow, Tebow,
Tebow, Tebow.

I’ve had it up to here with Tebow doubters

Not an accurate representation of Tebow

How can a person draw a blank?

If you want something that’ll last forever, take out a mortgage!

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses.

Why can’t chestnuts be roasted on a closed fire?

Chocolate covered cherries are the pits.

I want a ginger bread condo

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