Cool story bro; tell it again.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…and mutes!
All sports are fantasy sports with this body.
Zombies eat brains!
(Tony, you're safe)
Bob Ryan and I are reprising our roles on The Muppets.
(Statler + Waldorf)
Give me Face Time, or give me cheeseburgers.
Karaoke is a window to the soul.
Soul, or funk, or rock.
I’m just the boy that tweeted “wolf”
If you don’t believe me, I made it up.
Beggers can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!
This is my brain.
Well, this is my brain on chalk.
Every man has his price. Mine is $3.99
Bigger they are, the harder you fall.
So…how many days did it take to build Rome?
Clean as a whistle?
What about spit?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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