Here today, gone to borrow.
Dear Charles Barkley,
Tebow, Tebow,
Tebow, Tebow,
Tebow, Tebow.
How can a person draw a blank?
If you want something that’ll last forever, take out a mortgage!
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
Why can’t chestnuts be roasted on a closed fire?
Chocolate covered cherries are the pits.
I want a ginger bread condo
Our holiday fruitcakes have no expiration!
We do not accept returns, but we reject yours with a smile.
All exchanges must be made within 6 minutes
I reject your reality and substitute my imagination
Wow, it’s nice out here in left field.
I barely survived yesterday. And it’s today already!
Sorry…yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
I told my therapist about you!
Oops…did I say that out loud?
My minions can take out your minions.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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