Our holiday fruitcakes have no expiration!
We do not accept returns, but we reject yours with a smile.
All exchanges must be made within 6 minutes
I reject your reality and substitute my imagination
Wow, it’s nice out here in left field.
I barely survived yesterday. And it’s today already!
Sorry…yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
I told my therapist about you!
Oops…did I say that out loud?
My minions can take out your minions.
Where are my peeps when I need them?
Please make me laugh. I’m bored!
Sorry!
I can't hear you over the sound of how suave I am.
The voices in my head are slurring their words.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
- Oscar Wilde
Boom, crush, night, losers, winning, duh.
-Chalie Sheen
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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