Woody’s Chalkboards

Mutes last for seconds, but blackboards last forever!

My chalkboard has never been hacked.

I play microwave golf. 18 holes in just 8 minutes.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

Do not read the next sentence.
You little rebel, I like you.

I hate this donut, oh, wait. It’s a bagel.

Stick around, I may need somebody to blame.

Do not trust atoms, they make up everything

I didn’t lie. The truth changed.

If you can’t stand the heat, move to Cleveland

If you were thinking, you wouldn’t have thought that.

Save some hope for the hopeless.

I make a terrible optimist.

Don’t read me while Woody is talking.

Shows = 1,991
Wins = 444
Mutes = 39,820,

You say tomato, Snoop says Tom Izzo.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve had memories.

I’m not here for a long time, just a good time.

Stay Tuned
Woody is going to do the showdown blindfolded!

Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance?

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