Woody’s Chalkboards

Before there was Twitter, there was the chalkboard.

I only eat organic food, unless I don’t.

You can read my like a Kindle.

A chalkboard is just a woody page.

I’m good from afar, but far from agood.

Frankly, autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt.

I’m going to stop putting things off until tomorrow, starting tomorrow

The early bird gets the buffet.

This chalkboard is gluten-free

What do you mean my birth certificate expired?

It is always important
to plan ah

2 peanuts walk into a bar...
1 was a-salted.

Bird of a feather flock together, to poop on your car.

Don’t listen to me, read the board.

I have the smartest teacher...
I'm self-taught

PTI: Where 2 bald men fight over a comb.

Note: PTI = Pardon The Interruption, the show that follows ATH.

My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel.

You're cordially invited...
to leave at anytime.

Tony certainly knows what I’m chalking about.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

I bet you 5,000 points I can beat Jackie today.

Note: Jackie = Jackie MacMullan, another panelist on the show, who started the show with -500 points.

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