Woody’s Chalkboards

Half empty or half full. Either way, I still need more.

I once ran a marathon because it was on my way.

The next word you say is no?
Yes or no?

I’m using performance enhancing chalk today.

I’m with cupid

Reali
+
Paige
=
Mute

I can’t complain that nobody listens to me…

Life:
The longest short story.

My breath is what woke me up this morning.

Today's Specials:

Answers = $10

Correct
Answers = $20

Sarcasm = Free

Try to think of a color you have never seen before.

Before there were cell phones:

Before there was Twitter, there was the chalkboard.

I only eat organic food, unless I don’t.

You can read my like a Kindle.

A chalkboard is just a woody page.

I’m good from afar, but far from agood.

Frankly, autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt.

I’m going to stop putting things off until tomorrow, starting tomorrow

The early bird gets the buffet.

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