The last time Pablo was on the show, he wasn’t old enough to rent a car.
Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show
The last time I had a “facetime” you all were in high school
The last time I won showdown I was not eligible for social security.
Please tell me what to think
Tony spelled backwards is
Y-NOT?
I can't read this without my glasses
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
Chalkboard
The
original
search
engine
Half empty or half full. Either way, I still need more.
I once ran a marathon because it was on my way.
The next word you say is no?
Yes or no?
I’m using performance enhancing chalk today.
I’m with cupid
Reali
+
Paige
=
Mute
I can’t complain that nobody listens to me…
Life:
The longest short story.
My breath is what woke me up this morning.
Today's Specials:
Answers = $10
Correct
Answers = $20
Sarcasm = Free
Try to think of a color you have never seen before.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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