PTI: Where 2 bald men fight over a comb.
Note: PTI = Pardon The Interruption, the show that follows ATH.
My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel.
Tony certainly knows what I’m chalking about.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
I bet you 5,000 points I can beat Jackie today.
Note: Jackie = Jackie MacMullan, another panelist on the show, who started the show with -500 points.
Don’t you know who I think I am?
I’d be honest with you, but I rather be friends.
I don’t always write on a chalkboard, but when I do, it’s awesome!
Of all the chalkboards I own, this is my favorite.
Sometimes, I lose on purpose just to make others feel better.
So I can write anything here, and you’ll put it on TV?
I’ll forget more than you’ll never know.
You can crush chalk, but not my dreams.
I have a strange feeling I’m being watched right now.
If I have to use facts, you’re gonna be in real trouble.
I’ve got nothing to say. All the good quotes have already been taken.
My wallet is like an onion, when I open it, it makes me cry.