Woody’s Chalkboards

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Back by popular demand. Not by choice.

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did.

My friend has a trophy wife…it obviously wasn’t first place

I’m old school since I had to repeat first grade

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak

Be brief no matter how long it takes.

I loved water polo until my horse drowned

I was watching commercials, and a football game broke out

I mustache you a question but I’ll shave it for later

I’m the one who chalks

I can cook a mean bowl of cereal

A man who changes his decision hasn’t made a decision

I spent an entire week there one day

I want to die young at an old age.

It’s not a walkie talkie. It’s a chalkie talkie.

Doing this show is like being a car’s tailpipe: it’s exhausting

A habitual liar lovers a habitual believer…

That last joke was a little cheesy.

I’ll bring chips just in queso.

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