Woody’s Chalkboards

I can’t complain that nobody listens to me…

Life:
The longest short story.

My breath is what woke me up this morning.

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Try to think of a color you have never seen before.

Before there were cell phones:

Before there was Twitter, there was the chalkboard.

I only eat organic food, unless I don’t.

You can read my like a Kindle.

A chalkboard is just a woody page.

I’m good from afar, but far from agood.

Frankly, autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt.

I’m going to stop putting things off until tomorrow, starting tomorrow

The early bird gets the buffet.

This chalkboard is gluten-free

What do you mean my birth certificate expired?

It is always important
to plan ah

2 peanuts walk into a bar...
1 was a-salted.

Bird of a feather flock together, to poop on your car.

Don’t listen to me, read the board.

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