Woody’s Chalkboards

I want to die young at an old age.

It’s not a walkie talkie. It’s a chalkie talkie.

Doing this show is like being a car’s tailpipe: it’s exhausting

A habitual liar lovers a habitual believer…

That last joke was a little cheesy.

I’ll bring chips just in queso.

The last time Pablo was on the show, he wasn’t old enough to rent a car.

Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show

The last time I had a “facetime” you all were in high school

The last time I won showdown I was not eligible for social security.

Please tell me what to think

Tony spelled backwards is
Y-NOT?

I can't read this without my glasses

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

Chalkboard
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Half empty or half full. Either way, I still need more.

I once ran a marathon because it was on my way.

The next word you say is no?
Yes or no?

I’m using performance enhancing chalk today.

I’m with cupid

Reali
+
Paige
=
Mute

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