I’m a stay-at-home son.
I was this close to being a cheese board, and now I am.
If 2 wrongs don’t make a right, try 3!
Where do pencils live?
(wait for it)
Pennsylvania
If you wear gloves when you lift weights, make sure they match your purse.
'tude
I got it
The attitude here gives me an edge each day on this show.
The altitude here gives me an edge each day on this show
Can’t was defeated in the battle of try.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I went to the Jim.
I don’t repeat gossip so listen up!!!
I would flex but I like this shirt.
I party like a rock star. A very poor rock star not in a band.
Celebrity Astrology: It’s all about the stars.
WARNING
If great minds think alike, then so do the dumb ones!
A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me in kickboxing.
Activity does not mean productivity
I go through life in a big hamster ball…that’s how I roll
I’m not listening, I’m waiting for you to finish talking.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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