Woody’s Chalkboards

Tony: My attitude is based on how many points you give me.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

“LIFE”

This is a test
if you can
read this
xxx xxx xxx xxx
xxx xxx xxx xxx

My wallet is always lonely.

My credit is so bad, they won’t accept my cash.

Good credit = No problem
Bad credit = No problem
No credit = Problem

I’m a stay-at-home son.

I was this close to being a cheese board, and now I am.

If 2 wrongs don’t make a right, try 3!

Where do pencils live?

(wait for it)

Pennsylvania

If you wear gloves when you lift weights, make sure they match your purse.

'tude

I got it

The attitude here gives me an edge each day on this show.

The altitude here gives me an edge each day on this show

Can’t was defeated in the battle of try.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!

I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I went to the Jim.

I don’t repeat gossip so listen up!!!

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