Woody’s Chalkboards

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin!

Pilates?
Oh, no.
I thought you said "Pie and lattes"

Either you like bacon or you’re wrong.

Let's eat Tim
Let's eat, Tim
Commas save lives!

I'd rather be seen than
ob-seen

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Look → You
left failed

Back by popular demand. Not by choice.

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did.

My friend has a trophy wife…it obviously wasn’t first place

I’m old school since I had to repeat first grade

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak

Be brief no matter how long it takes.

I loved water polo until my horse drowned

I was watching commercials, and a football game broke out

I mustache you a question but I’ll shave it for later

I’m the one who chalks

I can cook a mean bowl of cereal

A man who changes his decision hasn’t made a decision

I spent an entire week there one day

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