Woody’s Chalkboards

If only closed minds came with closed mouths

It was me. I let the dogs out.

I know just enough to be dangerous

Do spiders have websites?

I’m so far over the hill I’ve started up the next one

Scars are like tattoos with better stories

I'm perfect.
You adjust.

I’m like orange juice ***always concentrated***

I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than as a child

Scary thought: I’m the smart one on this panel!

I’m right most of the time. I’m delusional for the rest of it.

You mean to tell me this is only 2% milk…what is the other 98%?

Don’t go to places; make places come to you.

I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it’s scary

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I’m as smooth as silk, as sincere as polyester

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway

I meant to behave, but there were too many other options

Unicorns? Just skinny rhinos…

Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I ever did.

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