Woody’s Chalkboards

The attitude here gives me an edge each day on this show.

The altitude here gives me an edge each day on this show

Can’t was defeated in the battle of try.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!

I call my bathroom Jim. It sounds better when I say I went to the Jim.

I don’t repeat gossip so listen up!!!

I would flex but I like this shirt.

I party like a rock star. A very poor rock star not in a band.

Celebrity Astrology: It’s all about the stars.

WARNING
If great minds think alike, then so do the dumb ones!

A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me in kickboxing.

Activity does not mean productivity

I go through life in a big hamster ball…that’s how I roll

I’m not listening, I’m waiting for you to finish talking.

About as swift as peanut butter coming out of a spray can.

If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.

What’s the point of all the mute-iny

If winning was easy, losers would do it.

Don’t judge me. I was born awesome, not perfect.

The difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

About Woody’s Chalkboard