When nothing goes right, go left
To save time let’s just assume I’m always right
I’d flex, but I like this jacket.
I say what everybody else is thinking
I have a good memory, it’s just short.
Spare my time, not my feelings.
Keep calm and pet cats
I’m not crazy. I’m cat-like.
It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.
Jerk-O-Lantern
Don’t worry the zombies are looking for brains, you’re safe.
A man’s gotta brew what a man’s gotta brew
If only closed minds came with closed mouths
It was me. I let the dogs out.
I know just enough to be dangerous
Do spiders have websites?
I’m so far over the hill I’ve started up the next one
Scars are like tattoos with better stories
I'm perfect.
You adjust.
I’m like orange juice ***always concentrated***
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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