Woody’s Chalkboards

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I’m as smooth as silk, as sincere as polyester

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway

I meant to behave, but there were too many other options

Unicorns? Just skinny rhinos…

Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I ever did.

Tony: My attitude is based on how many points you give me.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

“LIFE”

This is a test
if you can
read this
xxx xxx xxx xxx
xxx xxx xxx xxx

My wallet is always lonely.

My credit is so bad, they won’t accept my cash.

Good credit = No problem
Bad credit = No problem
No credit = Problem

I’m a stay-at-home son.

I was this close to being a cheese board, and now I am.

If 2 wrongs don’t make a right, try 3!

Where do pencils live?

(wait for it)

Pennsylvania

If you wear gloves when you lift weights, make sure they match your purse.

'tude

I got it

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