A Plaschke is derived from a square foot
My chalkboard is more famous than I am
I stole the iPhone 5, but I never faced time
If you say “gullible” slowly it sounds like “oranges”
I wanted to be frank today but he is taken
Everyday I’m Russell’in
My recliner and I go way back
Upgrade your weekend: take Monday off
Tom Brady is wicked smaht
Welcome to The Hunger Games
Give me a sandwich
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
My opinions may change but not the fact that I am right
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
If I gave you a dollar, would you buy a clue?
I used to be indecisive, now I am not sure
Nostalgia is not what it used to be
He who laughs last thinks slowest
This space for lease
I forgive Pablo for being wrong
Note: Pablo = Pablo Torre, another panelist on the show
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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