No more turkey, but I’d like some more of the bread it ate
It’s hard to soar with eagles when your surrounded by turkeys.
Note: "your" [sic]
The turkey has a destiny which ends TODAY!
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
Deadlines amuse me
They’re not deadlines, just guidelines.
Who cares if it’s half-empty or half-full? Just fill it up
Teamwork
Means never having to take all the blame.
My genius is like liightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
Note: "liightning" [sic] [pic]
Yet, despite the look on my face, you’re still talking.
Shhh...
I'm in my happy place
You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re all the same.
Of course I’m right; I’m always right. I’m like a truth machine.
Rosebud was my sled dog.
Of course I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.
I’m kind of a big deal in Wyoming
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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