My genius is like liightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
Note: "liightning" [sic] [pic]
Yet, despite the look on my face, you’re still talking.
Shhh...
I'm in my happy place
You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re all the same.
Of course I’m right; I’m always right. I’m like a truth machine.
Rosebud was my sled dog.
Of course I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.
I’m kind of a big deal in Wyoming
Drama free zone
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Of course I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.
Money may talk, but chocolate sings.
I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1912
I will attack you like a squirrel monkey
Note: Woody: "This is me without my makeup and toupee." [pic]
I’m addicted to 2 things: boys & bronzer
Note: Woody was dressed as two characters from "The Jersey Shore".
Eating fried pickles changed my life
Note: Woody was dressed as a member of the Red Sox. [pic]
Forget the ghosts...
Beware of me!
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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