Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
(I hate rhyming)
Cacti are green
Warning
If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
For Sale
Slightly used sports columnist $89.99 OBO
Hold your breath!
I’m going to do marine biology</p>
Stay back 200 ft.
Not responsible for broken windshields.
Buckle Up!
I'm about to show you geography
Stand Back!
I'm going to try science
Great minds think alike
-- or --
Fools seldom differ
What will be, will be
-- or --
Life is what you make it
Money talks
-- or --
Talk is cheap
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.