Just hanging out with my ghoul friends
I am fluent in 3 different languages:
1) English
2) Sarcasm
3) Profanity
Be careful, or you’ll end up in my novel.
I am not arrogant. I’m just a lot better than you.
I'm not completely useless...
I can be used as a bad example
A monkey could do this job, but I was here first.
I’ll bet you $500 I don’t have a gambling problem
Cancel my subscription, I’m tired of your issues.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
(I hate rhyming)
Cacti are green
If you can read this, you’re within roundhouse kick range.
Back in my day we had 7 planets
Warning
If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man
It ain’t rocket surgery
For Sale
Slightly used sports columnist $89.99 OBO
A bad plan is better than no plan.
Hw do u kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel u l8r
Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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