A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man
It ain’t rocket surgery
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A bad plan is better than no plan.
Hw do u kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel u l8r
Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Spelling is a lossed art
Hold your breath!
I’m going to do marine biology</p>
Stay back 200 ft.
Not responsible for broken windshields.
Do humpback whales recognize hump day?
Buckle Up!
I'm about to show you geography
Stand Back!
I'm going to try science
Great minds think alike
-- or --
Fools seldom differ
What will be, will be
-- or --
Life is what you make it
Money talks
-- or --
Talk is cheap
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I’m not 65. I’m $64.95 plus shipping and handling.
2B or not 2B? That is the pencil.
Polynesia:
Memory loss in parrots.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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