Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I’m not 65. I’m $64.95 plus shipping and handling.
2B or not 2B? That is the pencil.
Polynesia:
Memory loss in parrots.
I’ve never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.
Plaschke is too sexy for his hair, that’s why there’s none there.
Perforation is a rip-off
Dust: mud with the juice squeezed out
Is “Tired old cliche” one?
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
Note: Little known fact: Duck Tape is a brand of duct tape.
The best deals are the deals never made
A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in my private jet
The best deals are the deals never made
Avoid cliches like the plague
Ninja Man up
DANGER
Dinosaur area
Keep out!
On this site in 2011 nothing happened
Small dogs are made of hard bark.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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