If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Spelling is a lossed art
Thursday, October 13, 2011

Hold your breath!

I’m going to do marine biology</p>

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Stay back 200 ft.
Not responsible for broken windshields.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Do humpback whales recognize hump day?
Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Buckle Up!
I'm about to show you geography

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Stand Back!
I'm going to try science

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Great minds think alike

-- or --

Fools seldom differ

Monday, October 10, 2011

What will be, will be

-- or --

Life is what you make it

Monday, October 10, 2011

Money talks

-- or --

Talk is cheap

Monday, October 10, 2011
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Friday, October 7, 2011
I’m not 65. I’m $64.95 plus shipping and handling.
Friday, October 7, 2011
2B or not 2B? That is the pencil.
Friday, October 7, 2011

Polynesia:

Memory loss in parrots.

Thursday, October 6, 2011
I’ve never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Plaschke is too sexy for his hair, that’s why there’s none there.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Perforation is a rip-off
Monday, October 3, 2011
Dust: mud with the juice squeezed out
Monday, October 3, 2011
Is “Tired old cliche” one?
Monday, October 3, 2011
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
Friday, September 30, 2011

Note: Little known fact: Duck Tape is a brand of duct tape.

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