If you can read this, you’re within roundhouse kick range.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Back in my day we had 7 planets
Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Warning

If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
It ain’t rocket surgery
Monday, October 17, 2011

For Sale

Slightly used sports columnist $89.99 OBO

Monday, October 17, 2011
A bad plan is better than no plan.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Hw do u kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel u l8r
Friday, October 14, 2011
Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Spelling is a lossed art
Thursday, October 13, 2011

Hold your breath!

I’m going to do marine biology</p>

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Stay back 200 ft.
Not responsible for broken windshields.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Do humpback whales recognize hump day?
Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Buckle Up!
I'm about to show you geography

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Stand Back!
I'm going to try science

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Great minds think alike

-- or --

Fools seldom differ

Monday, October 10, 2011

What will be, will be

-- or --

Life is what you make it

Monday, October 10, 2011

Money talks

-- or --

Talk is cheap

Monday, October 10, 2011
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Friday, October 7, 2011
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