Never turn your back on a charging turtle
Save the Earth: It’s the only planet with chocolate.
Never buy a car you can’t push
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
He who hesitates is probably right
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Don’t sweat petty things…or pet sweaty things.
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
The bottom line is
He’s about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
One’s best friend is oneself.
Some of my best friends are acquaintances
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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