The chalkboard is the original Twitter
Hey Lil Wayne: I listen to your 3-peat; now watch my 3-peat
Just waking up…never seen a machine like ATH…wow!
It’s over til it’s not over
Last guys finish nice
Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
Too clever is dumb
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
The more you understand me, the crazier you get.
Never turn your back on a charging turtle
Save the Earth: It’s the only planet with chocolate.
Never buy a car you can’t push
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
He who hesitates is probably right
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Don’t sweat petty things…or pet sweaty things.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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