Avoid cliches like the plague
Ninja Man up
DANGER
Dinosaur area
Keep out!
On this site in 2011 nothing happened
Small dogs are made of hard bark.
Dead owls don’t give a hoot
Don’t talk about yourself here; we will do plenty of that when you leave.
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Come as strangers. Leave as enemies.
Dwn wth vwls
Coup Dé Grass:
Lawnmower
Aibohphobia:
The fear of palindromes
When it pours it rains
You can’t judge a cover by its book
The chalkboard is the original Twitter
Hey Lil Wayne: I listen to your 3-peat; now watch my 3-peat
Just waking up…never seen a machine like ATH…wow!
It’s over til it’s not over
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is a list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008, and concluded when the show ended on May 25, 2025. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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