I’m getting a tattoo

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How do I look?

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I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
The bottom line is
He’s about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

One’s best friend is oneself.
Some of my best friends are acquaintances
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
A face unclouded by thought

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I’m so great I’m jealous of myself
Ask me how I tolerate stupid questions
Without geography, you’re nowhere
Go ahead and talk to me; my day was ruined anyway.
I don’t believe in miracles; I rely on them.
Asteroids rock!
I give 100% 10% of the time

Next mood swing:
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