Woody’s Chalkboards

Find X

Note: Based on some high school math that I haven't used since then, x = 2.9. [pic]

Sorry about what happens later

This chalkboard is 100% organic

Any way we can speed this up?

A new type of broom came out, it’s sweeping the nation.

Stop staring at me when I’m invisible!

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it

If we stop voting, will they go away?

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Prop garage sale

Friday 6-8pm

Hogwarts alumnus

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Anyone can win ATH, unless Tony is hosting.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance

Some folks are wise, and some otherwise.

A yawn is a silent shout

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Coffee just isn’t my cup of tea.

The noblest of dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

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