Woody’s Chalkboards

Without geography, you’re nowhere

Go ahead and talk to me; my day was ruined anyway.

I don’t believe in miracles; I rely on them.

Asteroids rock!

I give 100% 10% of the time

Next mood swing:
3 minutes

How's my deriving?
1-800-I-DO-MATH

I’m positive I lost an electron

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Woody’s Stock

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Dear Mom,
Sorry, I'm going to be 2 days late to dinner

Dear ESPN,
Please give me my own show.
Thank you.
Woody

Dear Trebeck,
Please put Tony on your show.
Thank you.
Woody

I don’t bring anything to the table but dinner.

At the end of the day…I go to sleep.

Find X

Note: Based on some high school math that I haven't used since then, x = 2.9. [pic]

Sorry about what happens later

This chalkboard is 100% organic

Any way we can speed this up?

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