Woody’s Chalkboards

He’s about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

One’s best friend is oneself.

Some of my best friends are acquaintances

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

A face unclouded by thought

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

I’m so great I’m jealous of myself

Ask me how I tolerate stupid questions

Without geography, you’re nowhere

Go ahead and talk to me; my day was ruined anyway.

I don’t believe in miracles; I rely on them.

Asteroids rock!

I give 100% 10% of the time

Next mood swing:
3 minutes

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1-800-I-DO-MATH

I’m positive I lost an electron

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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