A new type of broom came out, it’s sweeping the nation.
Stop staring at me when I’m invisible!
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it
If we stop voting, will they go away?
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
Prop garage sale
Friday 6-8pm
Anyone can win ATH, unless Tony is hosting.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance
Some folks are wise, and some otherwise.
A yawn is a silent shout
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Coffee just isn’t my cup of tea.
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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