How's my deriving?
1-800-I-DO-MATH

I’m positive I lost an electron
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Woody’s Stock
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Dear Mom,
Sorry, I'm going to be 2 days late to dinner

Dear ESPN,
Please give me my own show.
Thank you.
Woody

Dear Trebeck,
Please put Tony on your show.
Thank you.
Woody

I don’t bring anything to the table but dinner.
At the end of the day…I go to sleep.
Find X

Note: Based on some high school math that I haven't used since then, x = 2.9. [pic]

Sorry about what happens later
This chalkboard is 100% organic
Any way we can speed this up?
A new type of broom came out, it’s sweeping the nation.
Stop staring at me when I’m invisible!
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it
If we stop voting, will they go away?
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Prop garage sale


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