4 out of 5 voices in my head say “Go for it”
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Born To Run
* To the fridge between commercials
Why let reality or Reali wreck your day?
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Support your local planet!
So much to do, so few people to do it for me
I’m so bored, I may resort to doing some work.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
I have a photographic memory that has never been developed.
A good sport has to lose it to prove it.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen ‘emall
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings, especially this one
My 2nd favorite color is bloodshot eyes
Plaschke’s favorite color is argyle.
My favorite color is clear.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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