I’m so bored, I may resort to doing some work.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
I have a photographic memory that has never been developed.
A good sport has to lose it to prove it.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen ‘emall
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings, especially this one
My 2nd favorite color is bloodshot eyes
Plaschke’s favorite color is argyle.
My favorite color is clear.
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
I’ve got what it takes, but nobody wants it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Here’s an idea…uh…I forgot
I’ve only met four perfect people in my life and I didn’t like any of them