A yawn is a silent shout
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Coffee just isn’t my cup of tea.
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable
4 out of 5 voices in my head say “Go for it”
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Born To Run
* To the fridge between commercials
Why let reality or Reali wreck your day?
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Support your local planet!
So much to do, so few people to do it for me
I’m so bored, I may resort to doing some work.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
I have a photographic memory that has never been developed.
A good sport has to lose it to prove it.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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