I’m as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give Plaschke
The best substitute for brains is mute!
The name is Pronounced “Novitzki,” “Dawid Stern”
Turn off the heat. The party is over.
Too many people give advice when what you really need is a loan.
The secret to looking young is watching this show everyday
My alarm clock doesn’t ring. It applauds!
Panelists on this show who know the least always argue the most.
The best things in life are free, and so are the bad predictions on this show.
To get your kids attention, stand in front of the TV NOW!
Do Something
Either lead, follow, or don't participate
Well done is better than well-bred
Everybody is somebody else’s wierdo
Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Always try to be modest, and tell everyone you are!
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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