Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen ‘emall
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings, especially this one
My 2nd favorite color is bloodshot eyes
Plaschke’s favorite color is argyle.
My favorite color is clear.
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
I’ve got what it takes, but nobody wants it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
New game plan…cancel it
Here’s an idea…uh…I forgot
I’ve only met four perfect people in my life and I didn’t like any of them
I wouldn’t do volunteer work if they paid me.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is sad.
Buses travel faster when you’re outside running after them.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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