If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.
I’ve got a problem for your solution
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it
If you don’t believe in love at first sight, should I walk by again?
Don’t be so humble. You’re not that great.
There are no stupid questions; except the ones on this show.
I’m as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give Plaschke
The best substitute for brains is mute!
The name is Pronounced “Novitzki,” “Dawid Stern”
Turn off the heat. The party is over.
Too many people give advice when what you really need is a loan.
The secret to looking young is watching this show everyday
My alarm clock doesn’t ring. It applauds!
Panelists on this show who know the least always argue the most.
The best things in life are free, and so are the bad predictions on this show.
To get your kids attention, stand in front of the TV NOW!
Do Something
Either lead, follow, or don't participate
Well done is better than well-bred
Everybody is somebody else’s wierdo
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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