Woody’s Chalkboards

Tim has an inferiority complex – and it’s fully justified

I can’t seem to remember your name, but please don’t help me

I don’t do decaf

I don’t know what your problem is Tony, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce

TOP 10
reasons to procrastinate

1. (I'll tell you later)
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A good rooster crows in any hen house

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now

Choose Wisely

Note: Had a rock, paper, and scissors taped to the chalkboard [pic]

Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it

I know so little, but I know it so fluently.

They gave me the key to the city, then they changed the locks.

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are real."
- Abraham Lincoln

Double negatives are not a no-no

You had me at bacon

Sometimes I mispell on perpose

Spelling is
difficuolt
chalenging
HARD

I was not informed that the bird is the word

I’m confused. Oh wait, maybe I’m not.

I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am.

Pirate Crossword

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