Woody’s Chalkboards

I wish I could get a mirror with a better view

I’ll give you a definite maybe

Errors have been made. He will be blamed.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Read this, or you’ll be sorry. On the other hand you may be sorry, anyway.

Breaking News:
Rainbows
and
unicorns
are bogus

A metaphor is a simile with attitude

I treasure every moment Plaschke is muted.

He had delusions of adequacy

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Tim has a teflon brain…nothing sticks

About as useless as a pulled tooth

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

When you come into a room the mice jump on chairs

Tony’s barber must really hate him

Failure has gone to his head

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Bill you’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediatley.

Tim has an inferiority complex – and it’s fully justified

I can’t seem to remember your name, but please don’t help me

I don’t do decaf

I don’t know what your problem is Tony, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce

TOP 10
reasons to procrastinate

1. (I'll tell you later)
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A good rooster crows in any hen house

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