Forget the Joneses! I can’t keep up with the Simpsons.
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
By the time you find greener pastures, you’re too old to climb the fence.
I don’t eat health foods at my age; I need all the preservatives I can get.
I like to study tourists in their native habitat
Don’t be surprised if someday I surprise you!
No matter how late it is, it’s never as late as it will be later on
Macho does not prove mucho.
For me, it would be very unusual to have a usual day
I wish I could get a mirror with a better view
I’ll give you a definite maybe
Read this, or you’ll be sorry. On the other hand you may be sorry, anyway.
Breaking News:
Rainbows
and
unicorns
are bogus
A metaphor is a simile with attitude
I treasure every moment Plaschke is muted.
Tim has a teflon brain…nothing sticks
When you come into a room the mice jump on chairs
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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