Woody’s Chalkboards

Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Always try to be modest, and tell everyone you are!

I love the great state of Chicago

Forget the Joneses! I can’t keep up with the Simpsons.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

By the time you find greener pastures, you’re too old to climb the fence.

I don’t eat health foods at my age; I need all the preservatives I can get.

I like to study tourists in their native habitat

Don’t be surprised if someday I surprise you!

No matter how late it is, it’s never as late as it will be later on

Macho does not prove mucho.

For me, it would be very unusual to have a usual day

I wish I could get a mirror with a better view

I’ll give you a definite maybe

Errors have been made. He will be blamed.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Read this, or you’ll be sorry. On the other hand you may be sorry, anyway.

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