Woody’s Chalkboards

Breaking News:
Rainbows
and
unicorns
are bogus

A metaphor is a simile with attitude

I treasure every moment Plaschke is muted.

He had delusions of adequacy

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Tim has a teflon brain…nothing sticks

About as useless as a pulled tooth

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

When you come into a room the mice jump on chairs

Tony’s barber must really hate him

Failure has gone to his head

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Bill you’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediatley.

Tim has an inferiority complex – and it’s fully justified

I can’t seem to remember your name, but please don’t help me

I don’t do decaf

I don’t know what your problem is Tony, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce

TOP 10
reasons to procrastinate

1. (I'll tell you later)
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A good rooster crows in any hen house

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now

Choose Wisely

Note: Had a rock, paper, and scissors taped to the chalkboard [pic]

Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it

I know so little, but I know it so fluently.

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