Woody’s Chalkboards

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now

Choose Wisely

Note: Had a rock, paper, and scissors taped to the chalkboard [pic]

Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it

I know so little, but I know it so fluently.

They gave me the key to the city, then they changed the locks.

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are real."
- Abraham Lincoln

Double negatives are not a no-no

You had me at bacon

Sometimes I mispell on perpose

Spelling is
difficuolt
chalenging
HARD

I was not informed that the bird is the word

I’m confused. Oh wait, maybe I’m not.

I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am.

Pirate Crossword

Think outside the box

Stand Back! I’m a professional.

L E G E N --
(wait for it)
D A R Y !

Dear Math,

I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Oh, look! Just 364,823 more days til I start caring what you think

I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?

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