Woody’s Chalkboards

Think outside the box

Stand Back! I’m a professional.

L E G E N --
(wait for it)
D A R Y !

Dear Math,

I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Oh, look! Just 364,823 more days til I start caring what you think

I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?

Disinclined to play by the rules

My cult-like following is now accepting applications

Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined

I’d be a morning person if it didn’t start so early in the day

Just pretend I’m not here. That’s what I’m doing.

I’m like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation

Sarcasm loading please wait

I’m sugar and and everything nice, if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice

Note: “and and” [sic]

They say the truth will set you free. But I just keep getting muted.

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example

Look up for inspiration, down for concentration, at me for information.

Plaschke doesn’t even know what face time means.

I could skip the 1st round and still beat today’s panel.

I didn’t lose…I just ran out of wit

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