They gave me the key to the city, then they changed the locks.
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are real."
- Abraham Lincoln
Double negatives are not a no-no
You had me at bacon
Sometimes I mispell on perpose
Spelling is
difficuoltHARD
chalenging
I was not informed that the bird is the word
I’m confused. Oh wait, maybe I’m not.
I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am.
Stand Back! I’m a professional.
L E G E N --
(wait for it)
D A R Y !
Dear Math,
I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
Oh, look! Just 364,823 more days til I start caring what you think
I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?
My cult-like following is now accepting applications
I’d be a morning person if it didn’t start so early in the day
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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