I’m confused. Oh wait, maybe I’m not.
I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am.
Stand Back! I’m a professional.
L E G E N --
(wait for it)
D A R Y !
Dear Math,
I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
Oh, look! Just 364,823 more days til I start caring what you think
I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?
My cult-like following is now accepting applications
I’d be a morning person if it didn’t start so early in the day
Just pretend I’m not here. That’s what I’m doing.
I’m like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation
Sarcasm loading please wait
I’m sugar and and everything nice, if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice
Note: “and and” [sic]
They say the truth will set you free. But I just keep getting muted.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example
Look up for inspiration, down for concentration, at me for information.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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