My cult-like following is now accepting applications
I’d be a morning person if it didn’t start so early in the day
Just pretend I’m not here. That’s what I’m doing.
I’m like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation
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I’m sugar and and everything nice, if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice
Note: “and and” [sic]
They say the truth will set you free. But I just keep getting muted.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example
Look up for inspiration, down for concentration, at me for information.
Plaschke doesn’t even know what face time means.
I could skip the 1st round and still beat today’s panel.
I didn’t lose…I just ran out of wit
Face Time should be: 1 second x winners age.
Reali gives Cowlishaw pity points
Sticks and stones may break my bones…and it hurts
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do
Bob Ryan writes his columns on an Etch-A-Sketch
My life has been influenced more by Play-Doh than Plato
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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