Normal people worry me
Love by some,
hated by many,
wanted by most,
envied by Manny
I wear 2 watches so I will have more time on my hands
Violinists don’t work; they just fiddle around
3 reasons I will win today:
— Cawlishaw
— Blackistone
— MacMullan
I didn’t lose my mind; I sold it on ebay
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
My bracket is chalk suey
The entire world’s a stage; I didn’t get cast!
Jemele is not king of the “hill”
Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on the show
Suburbia: Where they cut down trees and name streets after them
What do sheep count when they want to fall asleep?
Reali mutes ambidextrously, but only scores with his right hand
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Mediocrity is my comfort zone
Chalkboard beating 5 million humans
Chalkboard doesn’t pick chalk
Chalkboard’s bracket rules
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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