I thank my lucky stars I’m not superstitious
I’m proud to say I’m a humble person
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship
If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little purpose of being on this show
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block
Sports writers are easy to get along with, if you like children
I wish to report the strange disappearance of my hopes and dreams
Jumble
Note: Woody had a jumble of “Around the Horn”. [pic]
Hangman
Note: Woody had a hangman setup. Looks like the words were “Tony Reali” (the host of ATH). [pic]
Crossword
Note: Woody had a crossword.
Across: 1. Function word; 2. In a circle
Down: 1. Musical instrument
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Gnihtyreve smees drawkcab
Note: “Everything seems backward”
I’m feeling upside down today
Note: Written upside down
Off balance today
Note: Chalkboard was tilted
People who go camping are really intense
I often quote myself; it adds credibility to my argument
The person who sees both sides of a question, sees nothing at all
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance