Woody’s Chalkboards

Just pretend I’m not here. That’s what I’m doing.

I’m like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation

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I’m sugar and and everything nice, if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice

Note: “and and” [sic]

They say the truth will set you free. But I just keep getting muted.

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example

Look up for inspiration, down for concentration, at me for information.

Plaschke doesn’t even know what face time means.

I could skip the 1st round and still beat today’s panel.

I didn’t lose…I just ran out of wit

Face Time should be: 1 second x winners age.

Reali gives Cowlishaw pity points

Sticks and stones may break my bones…and it hurts

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do

Bob Ryan writes his columns on an Etch-A-Sketch

My life has been influenced more by Play-Doh than Plato

I complement my flimsy arguments with bad delivery

If my talk confuses you, you should try being in my head for a day.

Can you tell I do daily brain exercises?

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

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