I thank my lucky stars I’m not superstitious
I’m proud to say I’m a humble person
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship
If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little purpose of being on this show
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block
Sports writers are easy to get along with, if you like children
I wish to report the strange disappearance of my hopes and dreams

BEWARE!

Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood

CAUTION!

Be careful of false, meaningless, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Jumble

Note: Woody had a jumble of “Around the Horn”. [pic]

Hangman

Note: Woody had a hangman setup. Looks like the words were “Tony Reali” (the host of ATH). [pic]

Crossword

Note: Woody had a crossword.

Across: 1. Function word; 2. In a circle
Down: 1. Musical instrument [pic]

Gnihtyreve smees drawkcab

Note: “Everything seems backward”

I’m feeling upside down today

Note: Written upside down

If you can read
this, you're too
close to the TV.

Off balance today

Note: Chalkboard was tilted

People who go camping are really intense
I often quote myself; it adds credibility to my argument
The person who sees both sides of a question, sees nothing at all
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance
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