Woody’s Chalkboards

Plaschke doesn’t even know what face time means.

I could skip the 1st round and still beat today’s panel.

I didn’t lose…I just ran out of wit

Face Time should be: 1 second x winners age.

Reali gives Cowlishaw pity points

Sticks and stones may break my bones…and it hurts

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do

Bob Ryan writes his columns on an Etch-A-Sketch

My life has been influenced more by Play-Doh than Plato

I complement my flimsy arguments with bad delivery

If my talk confuses you, you should try being in my head for a day.

Can you tell I do daily brain exercises?

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “smart”?

It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame

I just finished a 2-week diet. All I lost was 14 days.

I only make up stats when I don’t have the facts

Never at a loss for words. A coherent argument is another story.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Normal people worry me

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