Woody’s Chalkboards

I complement my flimsy arguments with bad delivery

If my talk confuses you, you should try being in my head for a day.

Can you tell I do daily brain exercises?

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “smart”?

It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame

I just finished a 2-week diet. All I lost was 14 days.

I only make up stats when I don’t have the facts

Never at a loss for words. A coherent argument is another story.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Normal people worry me

Love by some,
hated by many,
wanted by most,
envied by Manny

I wear 2 watches so I will have more time on my hands

Violinists don’t work; they just fiddle around

3 reasons I will win today:

— Cawlishaw
— Blackistone
— MacMullan

I didn’t lose my mind; I sold it on ebay

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

My bracket is chalk suey

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