We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “smart”?
It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame
I just finished a 2-week diet. All I lost was 14 days.
I only make up stats when I don’t have the facts
Never at a loss for words. A coherent argument is another story.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody
I wear 2 watches so I will have more time on my hands
Violinists don’t work; they just fiddle around
I didn’t lose my mind; I sold it on ebay
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
The entire world’s a stage; I didn’t get cast!
Jemele is not king of the “hill”
Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on the show
Suburbia: Where they cut down trees and name streets after them
What do sheep count when they want to fall asleep?