Woody’s Chalkboards

Love by some,
hated by many,
wanted by most,
envied by Manny

I wear 2 watches so I will have more time on my hands

Violinists don’t work; they just fiddle around

3 reasons I will win today:

— Cawlishaw
— Blackistone
— MacMullan

I didn’t lose my mind; I sold it on ebay

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

My bracket is chalk suey

The entire world’s a stage; I didn’t get cast!

Jemele is not king of the “hill”

Note: Jemele = Jemele Hill, another panelist on the show

Suburbia: Where they cut down trees and name streets after them

What do sheep count when they want to fall asleep?

Reali mutes ambidextrously, but only scores with his right hand

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Mediocrity is my comfort zone

Chalkboard beating 5 million humans

Chalkboard doesn’t pick chalk

Chalkboard’s bracket rules

About as subtle as a flying brick

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Crazy is a relative term in my family

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