There’s no future in time travel
Nothing improves my memory more than trying to forget
Never kick a man when you’re down.
Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way
Marilyn Monroe once asked me out. I was in her room.
I never know how much of what I say is true
I thank my lucky stars I’m not superstitious
I’m proud to say I’m a humble person
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship
If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little purpose of being on this show
The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block
Sports writers are easy to get along with, if you like children
I wish to report the strange disappearance of my hopes and dreams
BEWARE!
Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood
CAUTION!
Be careful of false, meaningless, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
Hangman
Note: Woody had a hangman setup. Looks like the words were “Tony Reali” (the host of ATH). [pic]
Crossword
Note: Woody had a crossword.
Across: 1. Function word; 2. In a circle
Down: 1. Musical instrument
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About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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