Woody’s Chalkboards

Reali mutes ambidextrously, but only scores with his right hand

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Mediocrity is my comfort zone

Chalkboard beating 5 million humans

Chalkboard doesn’t pick chalk

Chalkboard’s bracket rules

About as subtle as a flying brick

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Crazy is a relative term in my family

I wear the brains in the family

There’s no future in time travel

Nothing improves my memory more than trying to forget

Never kick a man when you’re down.

Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way

Marilyn Monroe once asked me out. I was in her room.

I never know how much of what I say is true

I thank my lucky stars I’m not superstitious

I’m proud to say I’m a humble person

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship

If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little purpose of being on this show

The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block

Sports writers are easy to get along with, if you like children

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