Poets and pigs are only appreciated after their deaths
Any way we can speed this up?
Sorry about what happens later…
An expert farmer is outstanding in his field
Buy one dog, get one flea
If I agree with Cowlishaw we both must be wrong
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
Reali should be investigated for ATH point shaving
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie
Note: He was missing the question mark.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse
Tony is not learning a whole lot while his mouth is moving
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
I just got skylights put into my place. The people above me are furious.
A good pun is its own reword
Tony should be issued a Woody-to-English dictionary
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Cowlishaw is like a broken clock; correct twice a day
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
Alliterations are always absolutely asinine
I deserve a bye into the showdown
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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