I want to ask and answer my own questions
Big words don’t scare me; using them does
I use a stunt man for the tough questions
Big words don’t scare me; using them does
I speak 3 languages fluently. English is not one of them.
I have fan clubs in all 53 states and Texas
My two favorites states are West Dakota and New Michigan
Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid
Kids adore me because I talk to my Rice Krispies, too
Kids adore me because I’m really just one of them
Kids adore me because I’m smarter than a 5th grader
At my age middle of the night is 11pm
The early bird gets the worm. I’d rather sleep in and have pancakes.
I’m perfect unless you count my losses on this show
Powerpoint presentations have rendered me useless
Most shows: 1,570
Most wins: 358
Most mutes: 9,873
Worst winning percentage: 22.8
If you can’t do something right, do it yourself
My failures are only exceeded by my mistakes
Fishing is addictive. You can get hooked.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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