The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are always from Earth.
I have many, many moot mute points
My two cents is worth a fortune in your currency
ATH would get higher ratings if I were the only panelist
Do I get double points for my split personality?
Here’s some good advice: Never take my advice
I want to ask and answer my own questions
Big words don’t scare me; using them does
I use a stunt man for the tough questions
Big words don’t scare me; using them does
I speak 3 languages fluently. English is not one of them.
I have fan clubs in all 53 states and Texas
My two favorites states are West Dakota and New Michigan
Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid
Kids adore me because I talk to my Rice Krispies, too
Kids adore me because I’m really just one of them
Kids adore me because I’m smarter than a 5th grader
At my age middle of the night is 11pm
The early bird gets the worm. I’d rather sleep in and have pancakes.
I’m perfect unless you count my losses on this show
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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