Quit while you’re ah
I never finish anyth
As a matter of fact, the world does revolve around me
Being awesome has its disadvantages
Zombies want me for my brain
How do I block you in real life?
Just be glad I’m not your kid
I know karate and 2 other Japanese words
Poets and pigs are only appreciated after their deaths
Any way we can speed this up?
Sorry about what happens later…
An expert farmer is outstanding in his field
Buy one dog, get one flea
If I agree with Cowlishaw we both must be wrong
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
Reali should be investigated for ATH point shaving
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie
Note: He was missing the question mark.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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