I’m board, and hanging by a thread
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Reali:
Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Note: Drawing of man with “lame beard” & “lame hair”. [pic]

Woody:
Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Note: Drawing of a man [pic]

Wanted:
Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Note: Drawing of a man [pic]

My failures are only exceeded by my mistakes
Monday, January 10, 2011
I can recite backwards all 28 numbers of the alphabet
Monday, January 10, 2011
I would score more points if I understood the questions
Monday, January 10, 2011
How does non-stick coating stick to frying pans?
Friday, January 7, 2011
My crystal ball says the Ouija board is fake
Friday, January 7, 2011
I can beat Plaschke even when I’m not here
Friday, January 7, 2011

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Don’t eat the cow in Moscow or the bull in Instanbul
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Don’t eat the turkey legs in Turkey or the deli in New Delhi
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Don’t eat the mussels in Brussels or the red beans in New Orleans
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
My teachers never had a chance
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
My teachers did the best they could
Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I made 10 resolutions.
Already broke

5 8 9 12

Tuesday, January 4, 2011
New year same old sh…ow
Monday, January 3, 2011
Welcome to December 34th 2010
Monday, January 3, 2011
He’s an angry elf
Friday, December 24, 2010

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Not now artic puffin!
Friday, December 24, 2010
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