I never get my mix all talked up
Cowlishaw’s best moments are when he’s muted
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
I went to school before there was history to study
I have a lot of time on my hands when I wear two watches
My mediocre is better than Plaschke’s best
Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.
Jackie + Jemele: The two Dr. J’s
Note: Jackie & Jemele = Jackie MacMullan and Jemele Hill, two other panelists on the show.
Sometimes I don’t even understand me
O.S.H.A. mandate: Recall all mute buttons
I’ve said it a million times: I do not exaggerate
Some mistakes are to much fun too make only once
It’s wrong to ever split an infinitive
I have a keen sense of rumor
Why is there an expiration day on sour cream?
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes totally disappears
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers turned on high
At my age, the happy hour is a nap
To write with a broken pencil is pointless
A plateau is a high form of flattery
The older I get, the better I was.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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