Powerpoint presentations have rendered me useless
Most shows: 1,570
Most wins: 358
Most mutes: 9,873
Worst winning percentage: 22.8
If you can’t do something right, do it yourself
My failures are only exceeded by my mistakes
Fishing is addictive. You can get hooked.
I’m board, and hanging by a thread
My failures are only exceeded by my mistakes
I can recite backwards all 28 numbers of the alphabet
I would score more points if I understood the questions
How does non-stick coating stick to frying pans?
My crystal ball says the Ouija board is fake
I can beat Plaschke even when I’m not here
Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
Don’t eat the cow in Moscow or the bull in Instanbul
Don’t eat the turkey legs in Turkey or the deli in New Delhi
Don’t eat the mussels in Brussels or the red beans in New Orleans
My teachers never had a chance
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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