My teachers did the best they could

I made 10 resolutions.
Already broke

5 8 9 12

New year same old sh…ow
Welcome to December 34th 2010
He’s an angry elf

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

Not now artic puffin!
Wuddy “The Elf”

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

I never get my mix all talked up
Cowlishaw’s best moments are when he’s muted

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.

I went to school before there was history to study
I have a lot of time on my hands when I wear two watches
My mediocre is better than Plaschke’s best

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.

Jackie + Jemele: The two Dr. J’s

Note: Jackie & Jemele = Jackie MacMullan and Jemele Hill, two other panelists on the show.

Sometimes I don’t even understand me
O.S.H.A. mandate: Recall all mute buttons
I’ve said it a million times: I do not exaggerate
Some mistakes are to much fun too make only once
It’s wrong to ever split an infinitive
I have a keen sense of rumor
Why is there an expiration day on sour cream?
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