Thanksgiving:
Not a good day to be my stomach
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
How about never? Is never good for you?
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I’m not the best panelist, but I’m in the top 1
And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction
Also, too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies
False hope is nicer than no hope at all
Am I ambivalent? Yes and no.
I can’t get enough minimalism
Silence is golden; duct tape is silver
Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached.
Being young is a flaw that diminishes daily.
For people who long for peace and quiet: a phoneless cord
If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.
I have a stomach virus. “Alimentary” says Sherlock Holmes
In a bar, is it fall forward and spring back?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Back bold and beautiful
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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