Jackie + Jemele: The two Dr. J’s
Note: Jackie & Jemele = Jackie MacMullan and Jemele Hill, two other panelists on the show.
Sometimes I don’t even understand me
O.S.H.A. mandate: Recall all mute buttons
I’ve said it a million times: I do not exaggerate
Some mistakes are to much fun too make only once
It’s wrong to ever split an infinitive
I have a keen sense of rumor
Why is there an expiration day on sour cream?
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes totally disappears
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers turned on high
At my age, the happy hour is a nap
To write with a broken pencil is pointless
A plateau is a high form of flattery
The older I get, the better I was.
When in doubt, do what I do, mumble.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Who copyrighted the copyright system?
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”
Poets have been curiously silent about cheese
In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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