Who copyrighted the copyright system?
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”
Poets have been curiously silent about cheese
In case of emergency, speak in cliches.
Bad breath is better than no breath at all
Handkerchief:
Cold storage
What do you call bears without ears? “B”?
Appreciate me now, and avoid the rush.
Don’t worry about gift suggestions for Plaschke. He gets a toupee.
What should I get Tony for the holidays?
wpaige@denverpost.com
My whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
To err is human, to arr is pirate
Nothing lasts forever. Except a bad ATH.
Yawn: An honest opinion, openly expressed
I know an archeologist whose career is in ruins
Dormitory
Dirty Room</p>
Anagram Day:
The Eyes
They See</p>
I’m thankful for today’s 352nd win!
Thanksgiving:
Not a good day to be my stomach
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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