For people who long for peace and quiet: a phoneless cord
If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.
I have a stomach virus. “Alimentary” says Sherlock Holmes
In a bar, is it fall forward and spring back?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Back bold and beautiful
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is an actor IN a movie, but ON TV?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. I just gargle.
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
If you try to fail and succeed at it, which have you done?
Do Roman paramedics refer to I.V.s as “4’s”?
Discrestion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
The shortest distance between two points is under construction
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When a clock is hungry it goes back 4 seconds
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies
Tony is someone who always sees the bright side of your problem
Tony keeps complaining that I never listen to him…or something like that
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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