With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
How do I draw a blank?
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
I like your approach. Now let me see your departure.
I’m validating my inherent distrust of strangers
Don’t make me call out the flying monkey
What would Scooby Doo?
I’m not as bad as people say. I’m much worse.
How come we say “tunafish” but not “beefmammal” or “chickenbird”?
I’m busy. Can I ignore you another time?
Thank you Tony! We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
It’s easier to get older than to get wiser
How can there be self-help groups?
I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart
Bill sounds reasonable. I think it’s time to up my medication.
Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show.
My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it’s gone
Thousands have lived without love, not one without ATH
When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
You’re not yourself today Tony. I noticed the improvement immediately
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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