Woody’s Chalkboards

And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction

Also, too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies

False hope is nicer than no hope at all

Am I ambivalent? Yes and no.

I can’t get enough minimalism

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver

Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached.

Being young is a flaw that diminishes daily.

For people who long for peace and quiet: a phoneless cord

If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.

I have a stomach virus. “Alimentary” says Sherlock Holmes

In a bar, is it fall forward and spring back?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Back bold and beautiful

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is an actor IN a movie, but ON TV?

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. I just gargle.

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.

If you try to fail and succeed at it, which have you done?

Do Roman paramedics refer to I.V.s as “4’s”?

Discrestion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice

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