When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
The shortest distance between two points is under construction
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When a clock is hungry it goes back 4 seconds
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies
Tony is someone who always sees the bright side of your problem
Tony keeps complaining that I never listen to him…or something like that
Tony and I always comprimise. I admit I’m wrong, and he agrees with me.
To err is human, to blame it on Tony shows managerial potential
An NFL committee is a group doing the work of one
Trust me, but verify my NCLS stats
You’re never too old to learn something stupid
Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
How do I draw a blank?
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
I like your approach. Now let me see your departure.
I’m validating my inherent distrust of strangers
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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