The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist
When I put my ear to a conch shell, I hear ATH
I have a large seashell collection, which I keep on beaches all over the world
Money doesn’t talk; it goes without saying
Judge:
A law student who marks his own papers
Legend:
A lie that has the dignity of age
Historian: An unsuccessful novelist
That’s a nice suit Tony. Who shines it for you?
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
If stupidity was music, I’d be a one man band
National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support
98% of the time I’m right. Why worry about the other half?
Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
Count my pores
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion keeps everyone away
Living on Earth may be expensive but it includes a annual free trip around the sun
Note: “a annual” [sic]
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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