I’m not afraid of work; you can tell by the way I fight it
Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic?
Stat Boy: A person who is good with numbers, but lacks personality
Note: Tony Reali is “stat boy” on PTI.
Professor: A person who talks in someone else’s sleep
Lawyer: A person who writes a 10,000 word document called a brief
Consultant: A person who takes your watch and tells you the time
Accountant: Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing
Beware the fury of the patient panelist
No matter what goes wrong, there’s always someone who knew it would
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right
Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing
If at first you don’t succeed, get a job on this show
If at first you don’t succeed, try management
If at first you don’t succeed, QUIT
If you want to know the value of money try to borrow some
You’re stressed when you can hear mimes
To err is human. To admit it isn’t.
I asked my assistant to take a letter. He picked “R”.
Of course I don’t look busy, I got it right the first time.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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