The reindeer that ran over grandma charged with targeting
This year I am giving everyone on this show the fruitcakes I got from people last Christmas
I fear that I have witzelsucht. Look it up
Note: According to Wikipedia: "is a set of pure and rare neurological symptoms characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations. It makes one unable to read sarcasm. [...] Patients do not understand that their behavior is abnormal, therefore they are nonresponsive to others' reactions."
The over-under on my today is 21 1/2. I’d take the under
All the life lessons I have learned I have forgotten
Intelligent life on other planets? I wonder if there is any on this planet
Had garage band at 16. My dad locked us in garage
Was wrap artist at 15. Wrapped presents in department store at holidays
My favorite restaurant is Ikea
My dream was to become somebody. The reality is I became nobody
When one door shuts in life, another opens and smacks me in the face
Sharing locker today at studio with Davy Jones
I have a stunt double for this show
If I sit very still like in school, Frank may not call on me today
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, the fill-in host of ATH
When I lose my phone I usually find it in my hand
Frank should have instructions included
Note: Frank = Frank Isola, the fill-in host of ATH
The heart’s purpose is to pump blood, not to care about a football team’s loss