Woody’s Chalkboards

My gym has reopened. I’ve forgotten where it is. Good

Sorry, Bill, but was rolling my eyes too loud?

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Look at me Tony the way I look at banana split

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Woody for the “W” today. Elle for the “L”

Note: Elle = Elle Duncan, another panelist on the show

Frank’s teams have no chance in big dance

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I’m wearing bracket jacket

I took stupidity vaccine. It didn’t work

Tony is why shampoo bottles have directions

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

My hairstyle and lifestyle are a hot mess

Yea I said that. Welcome to my Brain. Buckle up, Bucky

Getting a new pail is on my bucket list

Today’s secret word:
In-a-gadda-da-vida

Note: It's a song

It didn’t dawn on me until dusk

My horoscope today:
Overbearing host zaps your enthusiasm

Believe in something! Or whatever

Tony, Ludacris and I star in “Another Night In Miami”

Next Super Bowl I’m performing. Call me Weakday

I am lip-syncing today

Aliens, don’t contact ATH. There is no intelligent life on show

I got vaccine. Left arem hurts. That’s my excuse today

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