Woody’s Chalkboards

Follow me on Twitter. I know a shortcut

I didn’t go to gym today for the 14,863rd straight day

Note: 14,863 days = 40+ years

Do we really need directions on shampoo bottle?

In elementary school I was voted most likely to not go to high school

Candy corn and spam have same expiration.
Never

I will be holding fundraiser while in line at gas pump

Over 5,000 chalkboards served

This is my 2,800th ATH. What a waste of a promising life

I told my dentist “You can’t handle the tooth”

Panel, let’s tank so Tim can get mercy win for No. 500

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, so I plan to make many more

My goal in 2021 was to lose 20 pounds. Only 32 pounds to go

During the commercial break I change the channel on my monitor

I had a lot of stuff to do today. I may get to it tomorrow

I can’t seem to complete my thoughts today about

My actual results may vary

If you don’t like watching me that’s fine. I get paid anyway

My sarcasm doesn’t work well with stupid people. Are you getting my sarcasm?

I’m making the world a better place one blackboard quote at a time

I don’t take orders from Tony and the producer. I am not DoorDash

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