It didn’t dawn on me until dusk
Believe in something! Or whatever
Tony, Ludacris and I star in “Another Night In Miami”
Next Super Bowl I’m performing. Call me Weakday
Aliens, don’t contact ATH. There is no intelligent life on show
I got vaccine. Left arem hurts. That’s my excuse today
I use to be ambivalent, but I’m not sure anymore
I asked for vaccine at pharmacy. I got Visine
Dogs smarter than us. They won’t pick up our poop
I talk in my sleep. Reali mutes me when I wake up
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Have a ♥. Be an organ doner
The DeVonta Smith Rips an Ohio State
I am stupid, but you’re paying attention to me
In 2021 I want terms and conditions
Merry and Happy. 2021 won’t be so crappy
Forget elf on the shelf. Drow on the show