Woody’s Chalkboards

Hey, Siri, get Tony Reali off my back

I don’t sugarcoat opinions. I’m not Willy Wonka or Emily

Note: Emily = Emily Kaplan, another panelist on the show

Don’t text me until you reach Xanadu

Bono and The Edge enter pub. Bartender says “Oh, it’s just U2 again

I’ve sunk way below rock bottom

I want a liar’s pants to actually catch on fire

On days I’m not on ATH, I yell at clouds

I suffer from phobophobia. Fear of phobias

My superpower is I make tequila disappear

Ted Lasso and AFC Richmond refused to play in the Super League

There are no foolish questions, only foolish co-workers

I put my cell phone on airplane mode. It flew away

My gym has reopened. I’ve forgotten where it is. Good

Sorry, Bill, but was rolling my eyes too loud?

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Look at me Tony the way I look at banana split

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Woody for the “W” today. Elle for the “L”

Note: Elle = Elle Duncan, another panelist on the show

Frank’s teams have no chance in big dance

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I’m wearing bracket jacket

I took stupidity vaccine. It didn’t work

Tony is why shampoo bottles have directions

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

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