Where’s George Bailey when we need him now?
Worst holiday gift I got last year was a 2020 planner
I’m amazed at how panelists know so little. Especially me
I sold my 60-year press pass collection to Bob Dylan for $812
I’m street smart.
Sesame Street smart
I don’t think before offering an opinion. I want to be surprised like you
Give thanks Thursday for social distancing 600 miles from relatives
Today I stuff 3 turkeys: Clinton, Tim, Frank. Tony is gravy
Note: Clinton = Clinton Yats, another panelist on the show. Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show. Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show. Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
If I win award for being lazy, I will send Tony to get it
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
When this is over, I still want you to distance
I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve forgotten how old I am
If I score less than 35 points, I’m demanding a recount
My superpower is I’m superstitious
Kanye 60K votes? I’m running next time
I voted. You still have time
I’m in best shape of my life. Round is a great shape.
Sarcasm is my only redeeming quality
Don’t follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls
Blackboard has gone to the pool
Tony is moderator of debait & switch
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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