I’m the chairman of the chalkboard; Reali is hair apparent
When you rip me on Twitter spell “you’re” correctly
Will NBA playoffs MVP get invitation to Disney World?
I have split personalities. Allow me to introduce my selves
I’d agree with Sarah today, but we’d both be wrong
My back hurts from carrying this show
My pet parrot stopped talking to me
My books are smarter than Tony Reali’s books
My local baker went on vacation. Call it loaf management
Better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit
Spent hours looking for phone using flashlight on my phone
Treat strangers like you treat your dog
House flooded?
Need help?
I Noah guy
I diet everyday after 7 pieces of bacon
Decided to cheer for the Dolphins this year on porpoise
Our pilot said on loud speaker: “I’m working from home today”
I’m hoarding german sausage and cheese for würst káse scenario
Sawdust is man glitter
At least I’m not predictable
T-rex died because he couldn’t wash hands
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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