I am stupid, but you’re paying attention to me
In 2021 I want terms and conditions
Merry and Happy. 2021 won’t be so crappy
Forget elf on the shelf. Drow on the show
Please send PJs. Been wearing same pair on ATH for 10 months
Nobody knows about Olive the other reindeer
Where’s George Bailey when we need him now?
Worst holiday gift I got last year was a 2020 planner
I’m amazed at how panelists know so little. Especially me
I sold my 60-year press pass collection to Bob Dylan for $812
I’m street smart.
Sesame Street smart
I don’t think before offering an opinion. I want to be surprised like you
Give thanks Thursday for social distancing 600 miles from relatives
Today I stuff 3 turkeys: Clinton, Tim, Frank. Tony is gravy
Note: Clinton = Clinton Yats, another panelist on the show. Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show. Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show. Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
If I win award for being lazy, I will send Tony to get it
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
When this is over, I still want you to distance
I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve forgotten how old I am
If I score less than 35 points, I’m demanding a recount
My superpower is I’m superstitious
Kanye 60K votes? I’m running next time
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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