Woody’s Chalkboards

I use to be ambivalent, but I’m not sure anymore

I asked for vaccine at pharmacy. I got Visine

Dogs smarter than us. They won’t pick up our poop

I talk in my sleep. Reali mutes me when I wake up

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Edgar Josh Allen Poe:
Don’t quote the ravens any more

Brady vs Brees:
Game for the aged

Have a ♥. Be an organ doner

The DeVonta Smith Rips an Ohio State

I am stupid, but you’re paying attention to me

In 2021 I want terms and conditions

Merry and Happy. 2021 won’t be so crappy

Forget elf on the shelf. Drow on the show

Please send PJs. Been wearing same pair on ATH for 10 months

Nobody knows about Olive the other reindeer

Where’s George Bailey when we need him now?

Worst holiday gift I got last year was a 2020 planner

I’m amazed at how panelists know so little. Especially me

I sold my 60-year press pass collection to Bob Dylan for $812

I’m street smart.
Sesame Street smart

I don’t think before offering an opinion. I want to be surprised like you

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