My local baker went on vacation. Call it loaf management
Better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit
Spent hours looking for phone using flashlight on my phone
Treat strangers like you treat your dog
House flooded?
Need help?
I Noah guy
I diet everyday after 7 pieces of bacon
Decided to cheer for the Dolphins this year on porpoise
Our pilot said on loud speaker: “I’m working from home today”
I’m hoarding german sausage and cheese for würst káse scenario
Sawdust is man glitter
At least I’m not predictable
T-rex died because he couldn’t wash hands
I’m just here to establish an alibi
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE
I knew you would
My advice is to never listen to my advice
That’s a terrible idea. What time?
Tony doesn’t need Google. He can ask me
I pressed spacebar. I’m still on Earth
I’m here what are your next 2 wishes
You can’t be late if you don’t show up
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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