Woody’s Chalkboards

I’ve made smarter love choices than Pilot Pete

I’ve stopped being friends with my mime. He won’t speak to me

I wanted to be shepherd. I like their pie. But I’m too sheepish

Here I go again. Ride starts now! Keep hands inside car at all times

My madness is not limited to March

Best “Rocky Balboa” quotes? I had 3. All were cut from movie

Panelists have combined age of 257 and ATH record of 1714.5-5140 and a WAR of -357.8

Four panelists today used to close bars together. Meeting today for early-bird buffet

I own a condo inside Reali’s mind

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m afraid of getting fired during commercial break. Stay tuned

My 30 seconds today goes without saying

Went to trampoline center. Was thrown out by bouncer

Be patient. I’ll be eliminated from the show at the end of this segment

My winning percentage on ATH is above the Mendoza Line. Barely

If I can’t convince you I will confuse you

I chalk up my blackboard inadequacy to poor potty training

My kitchen doesn’t have any unhealthy snacks…I’ve eaten them all

Dias sailed around the horn. I assail Around The Horn

When I awoke today I didn’t expect to be this witty and charming

I still don’t get Reali’s scoring system and fashion statement

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, that host of ATH

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