Woody’s Chalkboards

I’ve sunk way below rock bottom

I want a liar’s pants to actually catch on fire

On days I’m not on ATH, I yell at clouds

I suffer from phobophobia. Fear of phobias

My superpower is I make tequila disappear

Ted Lasso and AFC Richmond refused to play in the Super League

There are no foolish questions, only foolish co-workers

I put my cell phone on airplane mode. It flew away

My gym has reopened. I’ve forgotten where it is. Good

Sorry, Bill, but was rolling my eyes too loud?

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Look at me Tony the way I look at banana split

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Woody for the “W” today. Elle for the “L”

Note: Elle = Elle Duncan, another panelist on the show

Frank’s teams have no chance in big dance

Note: Frank = Frank Isola, another panelist on the show

I’m wearing bracket jacket

I took stupidity vaccine. It didn’t work

Tony is why shampoo bottles have directions

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

My hairstyle and lifestyle are a hot mess

Yea I said that. Welcome to my Brain. Buckle up, Bucky

Getting a new pail is on my bucket list

Today’s secret word:
In-a-gadda-da-vida

Note: It's a song

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