Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
Count my pores
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion keeps everyone away
Living on Earth may be expensive but it includes a annual free trip around the sun
Note: “a annual” [sic]
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
Cowlishaw is just doing a Weird Al parody of me
The less we know, the longer the explanation
Me doing ATH is found money
Plaschke actually thinks he’s cool
Being muted is time well spent
The cynics are right eleven out of ten times
I’m not afraid of work; you can tell by the way I fight it
Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic?
Stat Boy: A person who is good with numbers, but lacks personality
Note: Tony Reali is “stat boy” on PTI.
Professor: A person who talks in someone else’s sleep
Lawyer: A person who writes a 10,000 word document called a brief
Consultant: A person who takes your watch and tells you the time
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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