If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me
If you’re looking for me, I just left
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice
Just say no to innuendo
I know you are, but what am I?
I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t matter anyway.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
I was behind when I showed up
Can I use my double points coupon today?
Werewolves are real; Dracula told me so
Closed until further notice
Send complaints to: ath@espn.com
Chalkboard shut down until Woody wins #335
I never ever speak in absolutes
2 of the voices in my head don’t speak English
Lefties have rights too
Old magicians never die. They just disappear.
Magic is a vanishing art
Can I pay my VISA off with my library card?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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