If at first you don’t succeed, QUIT
If you want to know the value of money try to borrow some
You’re stressed when you can hear mimes
To err is human. To admit it isn’t.
I asked my assistant to take a letter. He picked “R”.
Of course I don’t look busy, I got it right the first time.
I installed my DVR myself. Now I get movies on my vaccum.
Too much love is not even enough
He’s really tough. He went to reform school on scholarship.
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
Don’t let your mind wander. It’s too small to be let out alone.
I walk everywhere for my health but I never find it
I never repeat gossip, so you better listen the first time
After four karate lessons, I can now break a board with my cast
1500 down
8973 togo
Mr. 1500
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody. It was his 1500th appearance on ATH.
The way I keep looking young is by hanging out with old people
A diamond is forever; the payments are longer.
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
It matters not whether you win or lose; it matters whether or not I win or lose
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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